From The Archives -- The Biggest Conspiracy Of All
When I first wrote this, of course, conspiracy theories were just a fun and amusing distraction for most people. These days, they're more of a worldview or way of life for far too many Americans, but I'm not going to let that stop me from re-running this, as it is my own most-favorite holiday column. So sit back and enjoy as I expose the biggest conspiracy of all time -- one that has been going on longer and affected more people than anything else imaginable.
Originally published December 23, 2009
Speaking as someone who generally enjoys a good conspiracy theory just for the "creative writing" aspect alone, in all good conscience I simply must report this shocking news: I have uncovered a big, fat conspiracy that is no mere theory. We're either being lied to, or we're joining in the propagation of the lie ourselves, with merriment. In actual fact, it would not be hyperbole to call this the father of all conspiracies.
And almost every single one of us has participated in this gigantic hoax, in one form or another, at least once in our lives. For many, it happens like clockwork on a regular basis. And it seems to prove Hitler's point about the "Big Lie" -- if you repeat it often enough, sooner or later a certain segment of the populace will accept it as being true.
This vast conspiracy is not limited to even America, although it certainly has a red, white, and true-blue-American following. While not exactly world-wide, the conspiracy reaches about as far as any such enormous falsehood has ever reached on our globe, so that even peoples who don't buy into the conspiracy's underlying storyline still participate in the conspiracy with jolly abandon.
The conspiracy itself is insidious and highly discriminatory, since the targets of the falsehood are a tiny segment of the population who are vulnerable and impressionable. That's right -- an enormous majority of society has banded together to repeat this lie to a minority, and the deciding factor for who is "in" the conspiracy and who is lied to is based purely on physical characteristics -- a throwback to a darker era when society deemed it permissible for such blatant and overt discrimination. The rules of the conspiracy are plain and simple, and are so prevalent that when one who has not been let into the conspiracy meets a complete and utter stranger -- virtually anywhere in this country -- without any prompting or other instigation, they will almost without exception be lied to by this complete stranger (who would rather die of shame than admit the truth).
This conspiracy, looked at from a certain light, is no better than fratboy "hazing" rituals, since the members of the conspiracy -- every man and woman of them -- were themselves lied to for a period of time before being allowed to join in the ritual of misleading others who have not been so initiated. It's as if the entire country had an unspoken agreement to join in this monstrous prank on a small group of fellow citizens.
Those being lied to have a rational and logical choice in what to believe -- either almost everyone they know and even complete strangers that they meet and an agency of the federal government to boot are lying shamelessly and absolutely consistently to them; or, conversely, what everyone is telling them must be true. The scope and size of the conspiracy mean that applying Occam's Razor in the usual fashion will lead them to believe the lie, instead of uncovering the truth of the matter. In other words, the lesson taught is that almost nobody they've ever met in their entire lives can be fully trusted any more. This is why the conspiracy is such a negative one -- because it results in finally accepting the paranoid notion that everyone really has banded together to make a fool out of you. Which leads to disillusionment and loss of innocence. Stumbling out of the dark, in this particular instance, leads almost immediately to doubting all the stories told by the perpetrators of this myth.
This may, in the end, do some good. Because a healthy skepticism is almost a required trait to deal with the modern world. No facts or stories should be taken on faith in the person speaking such, as it is obvious that informed people should view people saying "It's true! Really!" with a seriously jaundiced eye from that point on. Which, as I said, is actually a good thing, in the end.
This conspiracy has a name. And it is no coincidence that this lie is alphabetically correspondent with Satan, since as I said the evil of divisively selecting one segment of the public -- on physical characteristics alone -- and then repeatedly lying to them is a horrendous practice which should, quite obviously, be denounced by all upstanding folks who wish to allow American society to grow out of this juvenile behavior and mature as a society.
Because that's really the key to the whole conspiracy -- a juvenile falsehood told by those who have no excuse for such childish behavior. No excuse whatsoever, since (almost by definition) none of the members of the conspiracy can defend their actions as childlike, rather than childish.
I realize I am fighting a headwind by exposing this insidious lie, and that merry members of the conspiracy are simply never going to change their behavior, since they are all convinced that lying to a physically-challenged minority is somehow for their own good.
Sigh.
Maybe they're right after all. It's so much easier just to believe the lie, and (by doing so) avoid tilting at this particular windmill. Screaming the truth in a crowd would not make me friends -- in fact it would likely put me in fear of turning such into a mob screaming for my blood.
It's so much easier to avoid all of that. And, after all, this conspiracy has been ongoing for hundreds of years, so I guess it does no real harm. So, count me in, and allow me to say without any hint of dishonesty or smirking irony:
"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus."
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Follow Chris on Twitter: @ChrisWeigant
I remember this one, perhaps from an earlier fond repost, since I don't think I was reading the column in 2009.
Very clever, and as you say, funnier in the days when conspiracy theories weren't the political philosophy of half the country and its currently dominant political party.
I am waiting for the famous red MAGA hat to be remarketed in a tin-foil version. They'll be snapped up by the 'base', I expect.
Caddy,
WHAT are you trying to accomplish with calling Weigantians bad names?
What are YOU trying to accomplish with calling people who think differently than you bad names??
But you have to give us something besides Junior High School-level put-downs. I mean, really?
Again, I could ask you the exact same question..
But I give more than put downs..
I give FACTS..
For example, the ridiculousness of No Ballz Walz and his virtue signalling with trying to deify scumbag terrorists..
Why don't you try and address the FACTS that I put out instead of whining and crying that you don't like my style??
I am NOT going to change how I post simply because you don't like it..
If you TRULY want to have cogent conversations, then ignore the style and address the facts..
Or is it you CAN'T address the facts so you just whine and cry about style??
0210
JMCT,
Very clever, and as you say, funnier in the days when conspiracy theories weren't the political philosophy of half the country and its currently dominant political party.
You mean, like Democrats saying they can prevent President ELECT Trump from taking office because they believe he has committed insurrection against the US??
You mean, like THAT Conspiracy Theory??
What *IS* it about you Democrats that you ALWAYS accuse those you hate of what you yerselves are guilty of???
:eyeroll:
0211
JL,
had a good read over at guardian UK, which applies the same to Israel as Ukraine. anyone who doesn't at least partially see it this way, doesn't really see it at all:
I am not sure what you are trying to say..
The article seems to espouse how bad the Russians are. No one is arguing against that..
By trying to equate the article with Israel (personally, I see the connection) you seem to indicate that Palestinians are the "Russians"..
Are you trying to point out to Democrats that Palestinians are as bad as Russians??
Because, although your Democrat Party would argue that point, I never would??
I just want to make sure what your position is before I agree with you or argue with you.. :D
0212
@m,
I'm not saying that the Russians are bad, or even that the Palestinians are bad, i don't think that's the point of the article. but the Russians are completely at war with Ukraine and the West, socially and culturally as well as militarily, and have been for twenty years. likewise, the Arab and Iranian world have been completely at war with Israel for seventy-five. in order to survive, Ukraine and Israel must also be at war. not by choice, by necessity. and that's not always easy for someone sitting safe in their home thousands of miles away to contemplate.
JL
when mitt said it in 2012 i pooh-poohed him for it, and Putin has proven beyond a doubt that i was wrong to do so.
but the Russians are completely at war with Ukraine and the West, socially and culturally as well as militarily, and have been for twenty years. likewise, the Arab and Iranian world have been completely at war with Israel for seventy-five.
Yea, OK... I can see that..
in order to survive, Ukraine and Israel must also be at war. not by choice, by necessity. and that's not always easy for someone sitting safe in their home thousands of miles away to contemplate.
Again, agreed..
But it DOES seem to make the argument that, if Ukraine and Israel WANT to survive they must approach war on the same level that the Russians and Palestinians are approaching war..
And the US must allow Ukraine AND Israel to fight the war with the eye on winning... In war, it's all to often a fact of nature that the ends do justify the means..
That has been, I think, the problem with the Biden administration's approach to Israel and Ukraine..
The US needs to take the leashes off Ukraine and Israel and let them match the ferocity that they are being faced with..
when mitt said it in 2012 i pooh-poohed him for it, and Putin has proven beyond a doubt that i was wrong to do so.
Don't feel too bad.. EVERY Democrat shares that guilt.. It was all politics and ideology over objective reality and common sense..
Objective reality and common sense.. It's amazing how often those 2 things go hand in hand.. :D
0213
Here is a LIBERAL's perspective...
As opposed to the Everything is fine, we just need to hate more on President Trump Progressivism that is favored by Weigantians.
What Does It Mean When Your Party Brand Collapses?
Repairing a deeply negative image is never easy. Democratic “fusionism” may be needed.
https://www.liberalpatriot.com/p/what-does-it-mean-when-your-party
0214
if Ukraine and Israel WANT to survive they must approach war on the same level that the Russians and Palestinians are approaching war.
depends what you mean by "same level" --i don't think it behooves them to seek the complete destruction of Russia, Palestine and Iran, as their opponents are trying to do to them. but it does frequently mean weighing national defense more heavily against humanitarian concerns, regardless of how those decisions might seem on the outside.
The US needs to take the leashes off Ukraine and Israel and let them match the ferocity that they are being faced with..
we absolutely need to quit limiting our support for Ukraine, and Biden never limited our support for Israel, as much as his handlers and aides wanted him to.
EVERY Democrat shares that guilt.. It was all politics and ideology over objective reality and common sense..
...including the president-elect. hopefully he'll see things more clearly and not get played as he was last time.
JL
depends what you mean by "same level" --i don't think it behooves them to seek the complete destruction of Russia, Palestine and Iran, as their opponents are trying to do to them.
Good point.
Those who fight monsters must take care not to become the monster.
-Nietzsche
but it does frequently mean weighing national defense more heavily against humanitarian concerns, regardless of how those decisions might seem on the outside.
I would submit that, at least vis a vis Israel and Gaza that humanitarian concerns aren't much of a concern since Hamas has acknowledged that ALL of their citizens are combatants..
and Biden never limited our support for Israel, as much as his handlers and aides wanted him to.
It's more than likely that Biden hasn't been in any kind of control for years now.. And his aids HAVE limited support for Israel.. Such limits are well documented.
hopefully he'll see things more clearly and not get played as he was last time.
It's apparent that President Trump has learned a LOT from the first term on how to deal with Democrats..
0215
Donald doesn't need to deal with Democrats, he needs to deal with Putin, and the continued existence of Ukraine may depend on him doing a significantly less putin-friendly job of it than he did last time.
Donald doesn't need to deal with Democrats,
That is as wrong as wrong can be..
How you can even say this after the FACTS of President Trump's first term is simply mind-boggling..
he needs to deal with Putin,
The fact that President Trump WAS able to contain Putin in his first term despite hurricane force headwinds generated by Democrats is a testament to President Trump's great leadership..
Here's a thought..
Why not have Democrats get BEHIND President Trump and HELP President Trump to save Ukraine...
What a thought, eh?? Democrats actually HELPING the freely, fairly and legally elected POTUS who won the election by a HUGE margin, INCLUDING the POPULAR VOTE!!
"What a fucking nightmare!!!"
Mona Lisa Vito, MY COUSIN VINNY
0216
What IS it about today's Democrats that they HATE so much??
Why is it that 2024 Weigantia is such a cesspool of hate and bigotry when 2006 Weigantia was such a fun place to be, an enjoyable place to share different ideas??
“May supporters of Trump, those who voted for him, and Trump himself find no happiness nor tranquility.”
These remarks, made by Rachel Zegler, the actress portraying Snow White in Disney's recent rendition, followed shortly after approximately half of the country, around 77 million citizens, cast their ballots for Donald Trump.
Just a few weeks prior, Kamala Harris and her allies were encouraging the nation to opt for “love over hate.” Now, that “joy” has vanished, ushering in a season of Progressive vitriol and bigotry.
As preparations are underway for the inauguration in Washington, there is a noticeable resurgence of anger.
During Trump’s first term, progressive restaurant owners vowed to refuse service to Trump officials. Currently, reports from the Washingtonian indicate plans to recommence the mistreatment of those in the Trump administration.
Zac Hoffman, a manager at the National Democratic Club and a seasoned figure in D.C. dining, remarked to the magazine that the mistreatment of conservatives was only to be expected: “Do you really think people would let RFK dine at Le Diplomate on a Sunday morning with a few mimosas and not react?”
One bartender noted that while Trump supporters may “theoretically [have] the power to take away your rights, I can certainly make you wait 20 minutes for your entrée.”
Suzannah Van Rooy, a server and manager at Beuchert’s Saloon on Capitol Hill, stated she would refuse service to certain Trump officials. “It’s not about hating Republicans,” she explained. “It’s about my moral beliefs being fundamentally at odds with theirs, making it uncomfortable for me to serve them.”
Eventually, Beuchert’s dismissed Van Rooy.
This trend of animosity is all too reminiscent for conservatives. Many recall the incident when White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her family were asked to leave the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia. As others experienced similar refusals of service or were chased away, Democratic figures like Rep. Maxine Waters, D-CA, endorsed such behavior.
For restaurants unwilling to adopt the model of the Red Hen, the backlash was equally extreme. Mariya Rusciano, who manages a pizza place in D.C., congratulated Trump on X after the election, advocating for national unity. The reaction from Democrats was furious, filled with threats to boycott her establishment until it was driven out of business.
Civility and service are not the only things lacking in Washington. Despite accusing Trump of prioritizing his own interests over national concerns, Biden is reportedly poised to veto a bipartisan measure aimed at alleviating the burden on our overwhelmed judicial system.
The Judges Act, which gained support from both sides of the aisle, would create 66 new judgeships in an overloaded court system. The administration backed the bill until Trump’s electoral victory, and while some Democrats are pushing the White House to reconsider its stance, liberal organizations are celebrating the anticipated veto “to prevent President Trump from filling more vacancies.”
If Biden follows through with this veto, it would be not only unnecessary but also irrational. This legislation intentionally staggers the introduction of new judgeships over the next ten years to ensure that presidents from both parties can appoint them. Additionally, the Senate remains closely divided, and the “blue-slip” process (which allows senators to block certain nominations) is still in place.
The urgency for this bipartisan initiative stems from a critical need within our courts. Judges are overwhelmed with increasing caseloads. In 2004, the backlog in district courts of cases lingering for over three years stood at 18,280. Today, that number has surged to 81,617.
If delayed justice equates to denied justice, our judicial system is becoming a morass of injustice, leaving litigants without judgments or the relief they seek for extended periods.
The announcement of the impending veto stripped away any facade of the administration prioritizing the public good over political games. A veto would prioritize anger over rationality.
The addictive nature of rage has recently been explored in the media. Though people often hesitate to admit it, they find a level of satisfaction in anger. Occasionally, individuals may choose to embrace madness as a means to escape reality, granting them the perceived right to break the limits of civility and decency. This can manifest as harassment of Republicans in dining establishments or shouting obscenities outside their residences.
It allows a president to threaten to obstruct judicial appointments for a beleaguered court system simply to deny his successor any opportunities.
It explains why 41 percent of individuals under 30 contend that violence against others, such as healthcare executives, is justified, according to an Emerson College poll.
This cycle of rage seems inescapable, even after elections or during a season dedicated to peace and understanding. One liberal outlet, Crooked Media, is even marketing holiday merchandise linked to Antifa — an organization notorious for its anti-free speech stance, frequently targeting journalists, speakers, and conservative demonstrators.
Founded by Obama Bros of the Obama administration, Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, and Tommy Vietor, Crooked Media is selling Antifa-themed items, including baby onesies and “Antifa Dad” shirts that seemingly glorify political violence. Which is rather ironic since MANY Weigantians even DENY that AntiFa exists..
It appears that joy, bipartisanship, and civil discourse have all become as stale as last year's eggnog. Disney’s new Snow White seems to have absorbed inspiration from the Evil Queen, perceiving this election as “a gust of wind to amplify my hate.” Get that!?? You people are seeking ways to "AMPLIFY" your hate!!??? How do ya'all reconcile ya'all's hate and bigotry with the "ideals" of the Democrat Party?? Or is it that hate and bigotry **ARE** the ideals of today's Democrat Party??
And we're not even at the inauguration yet.
2006 CW is rolling in his grave... :^(
0217
So, who wants to talk about Matt Gaetz?? :D
I know ya'all are just BURSTING to do the happy-happy joy-joy dance over Gaetz...
But let's examine the FACTS...
Basement Biden's own DOJ refused to prosecute these charges because they were ridiculous. Biden's DOJ found that Gaetz's accuser had "zero credibility"...
In fact, Gaetz's accuser had to be interviewed IN JAIL where he is serving a criminal sentence...
The crime?? A false accusation against someone else.. The accusation?? The EXACT SAME false accusation that the scumbag leveled against Matt Gaetz..
THESE are the facts that ya'all want to hang ya'all's GET GAETZ hat on!??
Apparently, ya'all and yer Democrats have learned ZERO lessons about how lawfare persecutions can come back and bite ya'all on the arse... :D
It's a cornerstone of American jurisprudence that a person is **INNOCENT** until proven guilty in a court of law.
Given this FACT, Matt Gaetz, like President ELECT Trump, is completely and 100% **INNOCENT** of any crimes or accusations..
Apparently, Democrats have not learned the lesson that lawfare persecutions only cause DEMOCRATS pain and grief and suffering..
Let's hope Democrats continue to NOT learn this important lesson.. :D
0218
yup, OJ Simpson is turning in his grave, wishing he'd come up with "lawfare" to explain what happened to him, innocent as he was.
Not sure what OJ has to do with anything..
His wasn't PERSECUTION, it was PROSECUTION..
And, it was the PROSECUTORS' own evidence that proved OJ innocent...
So, if yer pissy about that, blame the prosecutors..
0219
Why is it that 2024 Weigantia is such a cesspool of hate and bigotry when 2006 Weigantia was such a fun place to be, an enjoyable place to share different ideas??
Look in the mirror? Only one person currently in this comments section must pepper anyone in the opposing party with slurs, something they did not do in the early days of this blog. Considerably less page long copy and pastes as well...
nypoet22
15
yup, OJ Simpson is turning in his grave, wishing he'd come up with "lawfare" to explain what happened to him, innocent as he was.
Heh.
You do realize your post requires the ability to connect dots? Rhetorical question.
Bashit...
Look in the mirror? Only one person currently in this comments section must pepper anyone in the opposing party with slurs, something they did not do in the early days of this blog.
That's because ya'all didn't do it either...
But since the Weigantian trolls have permeated Weigantia and name-calling and personal attacks have become mainstream Weigantia, I simply respond in kind..
Even now, we see the hysterical Trump/America hate brought on by virulent PTDS is STILL going strong...
Why not get BEHIND the duly elected PRESIDENT and HELP him make America better??
Because ya'all are too consumed with hate and bigotry to even CONSIDER that option..
Look in the mirror?? Yes, definitely... Ya'all should take a look in the mirror and realize exactly why ya'all got beat so badly in 2024....
But, of course, you will NEVER concede how wrong ya'all have been about EVERYTHING....
Being a Democrat means NEVER admitting when yer wrong..
As ya'all have been about EVERYTHING... :D
0220
It's always funny how, when ya'all are getting yer asses kicked up one side of Weigantia and down the other, ya'all start whining and crying about why can't I be NICE to the trolls... :eyeroll:
If ya'all hadn't start none, der wouldn't BE none... :D
In other words, ya'all made the bed so quit whining when yer forced to lie in it...
0221
I'm not upset at all about OJ being acquitted. whatever he did or didn't do, he was ten times as unfairly persecuted as Donald, and a hundred times more than Matt Gaetz.
he was ten times as unfairly persecuted as Donald, and a hundred times more than Matt Gaetz.
Can you prove that???
Even if it were factually accurate, it's not relevant to the here and now because it was completely and totally different motivations..
So you agree that OJ was, based on the prosecutions' case, completely innocent..
And THAT is why you are upset about the alleged persecution...
Right??
0222
Jimmy Carter just passed..
So sad....
0223
This post is almost entirely a plagiarized lift of an opinion piece written by Jonathan Turley.
Turley also posted the same opinion piece on his personal website.
A part of the plagiarism that was omitted by the commenter on this blog and reworded describes Turley's recent book:
It is pathetic and the definition of repetitive theft to post someone else's entire opinion piece reworded in a few places in attempt to off as your own work.
Kindly stop with the effing repetitive thieving plagiarism. It is illegal as well as immoral.
What's hilarious is that you completely ignore the FACTS within the comment..
I am simply doing what was requested by Weigantians..
Putting articles I read into my own words...
Why don't you quit whining and complaining about HOW it's posted and address the facts within the posts..
Because, like Caddy, you CAN'T address the facts.. So you whine and complain and cry about the messenger..
Things were a LOT quieter without you around, Troll.. Why not crawl back into your hole..
0224
Kindly stop with the effing repetitive thieving plagiarism. It is illegal as well as immoral.
Funny how you didn't have a problem with Basement Biden's plagiarism....
Once again, your bigotry and hypocrisy is exposed...
Quit yer whining, Troll... Your bested.. Just accept it and move on...
0225
Michale
25
What's hilarious is that you completely ignore the FACTS within the comment..
What's hysterical is you completely inventing bullshit and assigning it to others. You're a lousy liar. Someone not giving you their opinion of your almost entirely plagiarized opinion piece that you lifted from Turley almost in its entirety isn't the equivalent of them not having an opinion of Turley's opinions.
FACT: You plagiarized another man's opinion.
FACT: You know Turley's opinion that you plagiarized.
FACT: You don't know my opinion.
FACT: I'm not posting my opinion of Turley's opinion.
I am simply doing what was requested by Weigantians..
Putting articles I read into my own words...
Nope. Nice try, but those are almost entirely plagiarized words for anyone who cares to compare the paragraphs. Those are his words; yes, you are plagiarizing another man's words. Yes, that is illegal. No one in this comments section requested you to post plagiarism.
Why don't you quit whining and complaining about HOW it's posted and address the facts within the posts..
So your claim that pointing out plagiarism is "whining and complaining" when it's demonstrably an illegal act is effing hysterical.
Because, like Caddy, you CAN'T address the facts.. So you whine and complain and cry about the messenger..
Incorrect. I definitely did address the fact that you're plagiarizing Jonathan Turley. Turley is the messenger; you're the plagiarist breaking multiple laws.
Things were a LOT quieter without you around, Troll.. Why not crawl back into your hole..
Nope... not a troll... more like the checker of facts. The checker of facts who is never not here.
It must be just horrible to have someone factually call you out on your words being fabrications and plagiarisms. Sucks to be you and to be fact checked.
I simply respond in kind..
Bullshit. You responded in orders of magnitude more. Hell, look at the first word of post [19], all you really need to know who is making this place a mud pit...
Why not get BEHIND the duly elected PRESIDENT and HELP him make America better??
Because he is proposing almost nothing that will actually improve this country and quite a bit to the countries detriment. He also royally screwed the country with his first term from killing almost a half million with his incompetence to passing tax cuts that helped the ultra wealthy and little to anyone below. He has shown nothing but corruption and lies while surrounding himself with the incompetent but blindly loyal...
Why don't you address the FACTS of the comment??
Because you can't.. You KNOW the facts are completely dead on ballz accurate..
So, being so intellectually impotent, all you can do is whine and cry about who posted them!!
"Waaaaaaa WAAAAAAAA waaaaaaaaaa Michale is being mean!!!"
-Kick Troll
You can't address the FACTS of the comment.. Why is that??
Because you have been WRONG about everything to date.... :D
Go back into your hole, Troll... Quit whining and crying..
. more like the checker of facts.
You didn't check a SINGLE fact...
For example, in my comment:
Civility and service are not the only things lacking in Washington. Despite accusing Trump of prioritizing his own interests over national concerns, Biden is reportedly poised to veto a bipartisan measure aimed at alleviating the burden on our overwhelmed judicial system.
The Judges Act, which gained support from both sides of the aisle, would create 66 new judgeships in an overloaded court system. The administration backed the bill until Trump’s electoral victory, and while some Democrats are pushing the White House to reconsider its stance, liberal organizations are celebrating the anticipated veto “to prevent President Trump from filling more vacancies.”
If Biden follows through with this veto, it would be not only unnecessary but also irrational. This legislation intentionally staggers the introduction of new judgeships over the next ten years to ensure that presidents from both parties can appoint them. Additionally, the Senate remains closely divided, and the “blue-slip” process (which allows senators to block certain nominations) is still in place.
The urgency for this bipartisan initiative stems from a critical need within our courts. Judges are overwhelmed with increasing caseloads. In 2004, the backlog in district courts of cases lingering for over three years stood at 18,280. Today, that number has surged to 81,617.
If delayed justice equates to denied justice, our judicial system is becoming a morass of injustice, leaving litigants without judgments or the relief they seek for extended periods.
Why don't you address the FACT that Basement Biden (or his puppet masters) is being completely and totally partisan by vetoing this law that was COMPLETELY and UTTERLY Bi-Partisan and passed by 100% of the US Senate..
Fact check THAT, bitch troll... You can't.. Because the FACTS are completely and utterly accurate and conclusive..
Basement Biden (or his Puppet Masters) are willing to HURT America and Americans SOLELY due to partisan reasons..
Fact check THAT, bitch troll...
Yea, you can't fact check dick because the FACTS are against your troll ass...
Take a hike.. Yer nothing here..
0226
Michale
26
Funny how you didn't have a problem with Basement Biden's plagiarism....
Funny how you just make stuff up about all manner of commenters as if you're some kind of mind reader. Funny how your motus operandi rarely varies and follows the same pathetic pattern ad nauseam. Funny how you apparently believe your constant deflection proves anything beyond your willingness to invent bullshit in a pathetic attempt to deflect... lather, rinse, repeat.
Once again, your bigotry and hypocrisy is exposed...
Once again, you post invented bullshit because your prolific plagiarism is definitely exposed.
Quit yer whining, Troll... Your bested.. Just accept it and move on...
"Your bested." *laughs* It's obvious that you're a repetitive plagiarist and totally transparent why you're a repeat fabricator and plagiarist.
Bullshit. You responded in orders of magnitude more.
Yep, overwhelming force.. Just like we're taught in the military and in OCS...
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan properly."
-Military aAxiom
If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck outta the kitchen, Bashit...
But I accept your concession that I am merely responding to all of you and your fellow troll attacks...
"Thank you for your co-operation"
-Black Widow, THE AVENGERS
Because he is proposing almost nothing that will actually improve this country and quite a bit to the countries detriment.
That is an opinion.. And it's an opinion from some luser who has been WRONG about everything to date...
Fine.. You can't get behind your President, fine... But an America hating turd...
But to actively FIGHT against America and what it wants and needs??
That's just low, Bashit.. That makes you not only a turd, but a treasonous turd..
Take a hike, luser... You lost.. Crawl into your drug addled hole in Portland and pull it in after you...
:eyeroll:
0227
Hay Troll Fact Checker.. :eyeroll:
It appears that joy, bipartisanship, and civil discourse have all become as stale as last year's eggnog. Disney’s new Snow White seems to have absorbed inspiration from the Evil Queen, perceiving this election as “a gust of wind to amplify my hate.” Get that!?? You people are seeking ways to "AMPLIFY" your hate!!??? How do ya'all reconcile ya'all's hate and bigotry with the "ideals" of the Democrat Party?? Or is it that hate and bigotry **ARE** the ideals of today's Democrat Party??
Address the FACTS, troll...
Why don't you address the FACT that you Democrats want to "amplify" your hate???
Why don't you address the FACT that you Democrats want to harass Republicans while they are dining out...
You can't fact check shit because the FACTS are completely and utterly against you...
0228
Troll Bitch,
Here is another FACT for you to check...
Suzannah Van Rooy, a server and manager at Beuchert’s Saloon on Capitol Hill, stated she would refuse service to certain Trump officials. “It’s not about hating Republicans,” she explained. “It’s about my moral beliefs being fundamentally at odds with theirs, making it uncomfortable for me to serve them.”
So, this turd Rooy won't serve people she politically disagrees with.. Why not fact check HER bigotry?? It's a very small step from refusing to provide service for a Republican to refusing to provided service for an Asian or Black person...
In ALL of those cases, it's bigotry... Pure unadulterated bigotry..
Fact check THAT, bitch...
You can't because the facts prove what a complete and utter retard you really are...
Things were SOO much better when your troll ass wasn't around..
Why don't you take a hike..
0229
Blerp...derp.. uh uh.. blaa blaa..derp..veeerp… bla blaaa meerrp
-Victoria Troll
Fact check the FACT that you never EVER complained about Basement Biden's plagiarism, eh Troll??
So, obviously you don't really care a SINGLE whit about plagiarism..
You are simply impotent to address the FACTS of the comment, so you whine and cry and stamp your feet about plagiarism...
If I DID use anyone else's work, I either give credit or secure permission...
So, as usual, the FACTS prove you do not have a SINGLE leg to stand on..
Which is ALWAYS the case with you...
Begone Troll... Yer not wanted here...
0230
Michale [31]
So you admit you are the problem...
That is an opinion.. And it's an opinion from some luser who has been WRONG about everything to date...
Yawn. Are you ever going to point out with proof what I am wrong about? Just making it up a calling names like your idol, Trump? You are the source of the problems you complain about...
The rest..hilarious: ad hominems and lies. You are losing it, dude.
So you admit you are the problem...
Nope.. I admit that the initial attacks are the problem..
Are you ever going to point out with proof what I am wrong about?
Do you need specifics?? Ya'all were wrong about Basement Biden finishing the election..
Ya'all were wrong about Headboard Harris winning the election..
Ya'all were wrong about EVERY SINGLE Swing State...
The list is ENDLESS of what ya'all have been WRONG about..
The rest..hilarious: ad hominems and lies. You are losing it, dude.
Yea, you always say that when I am kicking your ass up one side of Weigantia and down the other.. :D
It's regular as clockwork...
You LOST, Bashit... Take yer lumps and crawl into that drug infested hovel in Portland...
0231
Do you need specifics?? Ya'all were wrong about Basement Biden finishing the election..
I am an individual not "ya'all". Point out where I made those predictions...
Yea, you always say that when I am kicking your ass up one side of Weigantia and down the other.. :D
Nope, just you projecting...
I am an individual not "ya'all".
Yer an Trump/America hating piece of shit...
Point out where I made those predictions...
You never disputed the claims.. Therefore you were assenting to them..
That is how you Democrats operate...
Silence gives assent
Nope, just you projecting...
That's what you always say when I am kicking yer ass up one side of Weigantia and down the other... :D
Yer so predictable, Bashit...
0232
Michale
29
Why don't you address the FACTS of the comment??
It's Jonathan Turley's comment posted in its entirety, and I did address it in one of the places it was posted.
Because you can't.. You KNOW the facts are completely dead on ballz accurate..
I definitely do know that you don't know what I actually do know. Opinion pieces are called opinions because they are opinions and not facts. This is common knowledge to anyone not a raging effing idiot. Jonathan Turley's opinion is the one you plagiarized. Obviously, Turley is entitled to his opinion; however, that makes it no less illegal when you plagiarize his opinions (not facts) almost word-for-word and attempt to falsely pass them off as your own.
So, being so intellectually impotent, all you can do is whine and cry about who posted them!!
Not to burst your tiny little bubble or anything, but somebody who prolifically plagiarizes another man's opinion in attempt to falsely pass it off as his own opinion referring to me as "intellectually impotent" is the definition of hysterical in my book. I can't stop laughing.
"Waaaaaaa WAAAAAAAA waaaaaaaaaa Michale is being mean!!!"
-Kick Troll
Another fake quote; who didn't see that coming!? It appears to me that you are confusing me referring to you as a plagiarist with me referring to you as being "mean." Plagiarism isn't mean, it's intellectual thievery and intellectually lazy as well as illegal. Not sure why anyone would think you are "mean." Being an intellectually ignorant lying fabricating plagiarist isn't "mean"... it's criminal.
You can't address the FACTS of the comment.. Why is that??
It's an effing opinion. There is no one on this blog or forum who cannot address the opinion of Jonathan Turley as easily as the criminal who plagiarizes it can cut and paste it. Shouldn't have to explain this, but opinions by definition are not facts.
Because you have been WRONG about everything to date.... :D
Incorrect. You plagiarized another man's opinion... and not for the first time, obviously; I'm definitely correct about that.
You didn't check a SINGLE fact...
Opinions are not facts.
For example, in my comment:
Turley's comment can hardly be characterized as your own comment. It's also an opinion and not a fact.
Fact check THAT, bitch troll... You can't.. Because the FACTS are completely and utterly accurate and conclusive..
Oh, my gosh, Mike. You want to discuss your wife! Okay then! Obviously, Russ meant to call your Defendant criminal wife Betina and not "Benita," but you knew what he meant.
Basement Biden (or his Puppet Masters) are willing to HURT America and Americans SOLELY due to partisan reasons..
I see you and Jonathan Turley share the exact same opinion. Obviously why I recognized "your comment" for exactly what it is: illegal plagiarism of another man's words... practically verbatim and in its entirety.
Fact check THAT, bitch troll...
Try to keep your focus off your wife and onto your illegal plagiarism.
Yea, you can't fact check dick because the FACTS are against your troll ass...
You have been fact checked and found to be a repeat plagiarist who plagiarizes illegally and prolifically.
Take a hike.. Yer nothing here..
Now who is sounding like an angry DC restaurant owner that Jonathan Turley writes about?
Who the fuck do you think you are to tell somebody/anybody to "take a hike"? And it's not even your restaurant... I mean blog... you effing angry hypocritical repeat-offender plagiarist.
"Welp, can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand."
-Genie, ALADDIN
Law Enforcement's a solemn duty.. :D Back on day shift tomorrow, so ya'all will get a small break...
Lick your wounds... Recover... ya'all know the drill.. :D
See ya tomorrow.. :D
0233
Ahhh The Troll Bitch is back..
Can't leave without putting her in her place.. :D
I can always tell when I get under her skin.. She always attacks my family when she realizes she can't get to me...
Typical scumbag Troll... :eyeroll:
Kicked your ass again, Troll Bitch... :D
0234
Only a loser needs to dictate wins or losses...
Michale
41
Ahhh The Troll Bitch is back..
Like I said... try to keep your focus off your wife and onto your prolific illegal plagiarism in attempt to pass off another man's opinions (not facts) as your own.
Can't leave without putting her in her place.. :D
In your trailer in shit hole, Florida; that is obviously her place too.
I can always tell when I get under her skin.. She always attacks my family when she realizes she can't get to me...
If you think my flipping the script on your wimpy-ass ad hominem attacks is getting "under her [my] skin," then I have obviously underestimated your freaking ignorance. *laughs*
Typical scumbag Troll... :eyeroll:
Nice signature and admission on your part, but it doesn't suit you at all. The "typical scumbag Troll" is infinitely more intelligent than you and does not reek with the stench of the obvious stupidity that emanates from your every word... and I mean "your every word" and obviously not the words you illegally plagiarize, obviously.
Kicked your ass again, Troll Bitch... :D
And a wife beater too, Michale! I would wager no one here is the least bit surprised. Whoring out your wife is a ginormous clue:
https://alt.swingers.narkive.com/iimKOUXv/come-swing-with-us
As for Jonathan Turley's one-sided opinion on that JUDGES Act that was illegally plagiarized by the board's troll, Turley failed to mention (and hence, so did the plagiarizing troll) that the Senate approved that bill in August 2024 whereupon it was advanced to the House of Representatives where self-proclaimed "Moses," -- well, that's what he called himself -- Mike Johnson, refused to bring it to the floor, having had the remainder of August 2024 after its passage in the Senate on August 1, 2024, also the entirety of September 2024, additionally the entirety of October 2024, and -- you guessed it -- the whole dang entirety of November 2024. Yet Mike Johnson chose not to bring that bill to a vote in the House of Representatives until December 2024.
If Turley truly believed in the "urgency for this bipartisan initiative" and that it "stems from a critical need within our courts," then he would cut out the one-sided bullshit in his pathetic opinion piece that wholly blames Biden and report the fact that self-proclaimed "Moses" Mike Johnson dragged his ass on this and fucked around for multiple months and found out.
I reiterate: If Turley truly gave a rat's ass about the urgency to expand the judiciary, it was no less urgent in August, September, October, and November while Moses dragged his pathetic ass on it for purely partisan reasons.
Self-proclaimed "Moses" failed to reach the promised land because he effed around and found out: FAFO. It seems to be a habit with idiots who fancy themselves "Moses."
Also, it's pretty effing stupid for someone/anyone to plagiarize and post an article on December 29 about the "urgency" of a dang bill that Biden had already vetoed on December 24. It's vetoed already. It would have passed and been signed into law were it not for "Moses" being a total dick and not allowing it on the floor of the House until the outcome of the election were known. Tough effing shit.
Kick,
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to you, sweet friend! Gotta say, the link to Michale’s swinger profile was the perfect gift that I did not know that I missed! It is so perfect! I mean it really highlights the REAL Michale, not the lying dung dumpster that we have to put up with daily on here!
I was impressed with how far he was willing to go to sell his wife’s anal warts as a PLUS for why people should want to swing with them. And his commitment to including his children in their sex lives helped explain his unwavering defense of Matt Gaetz. Birds of a feather rape the underaged together!
Thank you for such a wonderful gift!
have i mentioned that new years is a good time for pie? not that there's any bad time, but it's even more special to ring in the new calendar year with celebratory pie.
check out an article I found on the foreign policy in donald's first term. pay special attention to the date on which it was published:
https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/01/05/trumps-final-foreign-policy-report-card/
I wonder what Professor Walt would have written if he'd decided to wait two days before posting.
JL
Russ and Troll Bitch...
Thank you for proving beyond ANY doubt that it was you trolls who made Weigantian the cesspool of hate and bigotry and family attacks that it is today..
No further proof is needed that it is disgusting and perverse human beings like you two and the rest of the troll brigade that are the problem here..
Even someone as moronic'ly retarded as Bashit can see who the problem people are..
Thank you for making that so clear to even the most dullard Weigantian....
0235
JL,
Pie sucks.. Cake is where it's at.
To paraphrase WATERBOY
"Pie sucks It really really sucks. Pie sucks. It really really sucks."
:D
check out an article I found on the foreign policy in donald's first term. pay special attention to the date on which it was published:
ANY responsibility for problems in President Trump's first term can be laid directly at the feet of Democrats and Trump/America haters..
Considering all the hurricane-force headwinds that Democrats and Trump/America haters generated, it's a testament to President Trump's strong and resilient leadership that he was able to accomplish as much as he did.
You have to ask yourself one question, JL... If President Trump's 1st term was as bad as you would like people to believe....
WHY did Americans OVERWHELMINGLY vote President Trump back into office?? Why did President Trump not only win a HUGE mandate in the Electoral Vote, sweeping ALL of the Swing States....
But also won a CONSIDERABLY LARGE MARGIN in the POPULAR VOTE....
The is a incongruity between your SUBJECTIVE reality and the OBJECTIVE REALITY where Americans overwhelmingly chose President Trump with a HUGE Election win...
One of two things are what is factually accurate here...
Either you are WRONG about how bad President Trump's first term was...
OR
Your Democrats, especially your Basement Biden and your Headboard Harries are much much MUCH worse than you claimed them to be...
A third possibility exists where they are BOTH factually accurate..
But I'll let you weigh in before I make my final determination.. :D
0236
And now for the delusional take on the election..
Basement Biden has regrets on dropping out of the election.
Basement Biden honestly believes he could have beat President Trump.
President Biden is said to have personal regrets about withdrawing from the current presidential race, believing he could have triumphed over President ELECT Trump if he hadn't been urged to exit by his own party.
Recently, Biden along with several aides has expressed their belief to trusted peers that he should have remained a candidate and was capable of securing a second term, according to a report by the Washington Post that cited multiple unnamed sources familiar with the discussions.
Ultimately, at the age of 82, he succumbed to the demands of mega donors and others within the Democratic Party to step aside in July due to unfavorable poll results and a lackluster debate performance on June 27, where his responses were unclear and he often faltered in his delivery.
Headboard Harris took Basement Biden's place atop the Democratic ticket but was completely and utterly shellacked by Trump, who is set to be inaugurated for a second term on January 20.
“Aides have mentioned that the president is being careful not to hold Harris or her campaign accountable,” the publication stated.
Nonetheless, during an interview with CBS News Sunday Morning in August, Basement Biden nearly acknowledged that former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi spearheaded the effort because Democrats in both the House and Senate were concerned that his candidacy might jeopardize their reelection prospects.
In September, he expressed to the hosts of “The View” his belief that he would have been able to defeat Trump in November.
Numerous Democrats attribute Headboard Harris' defeat to Biden’s refusal to step down earlier.
“Biden campaigned on the idea that he would serve as a transitional president, effectively taking one term before passing the reins to the next generation,” Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-Connecticut) shared with The Washington Post.
“I believe his decision to run again undermined that premise — the foundational idea that he would quell the Trump influence, dismantle Trumpism, and pave the way for a new era.”
Several of his closest advisers, while not criticizing Biden, admit that his traditional approach to governance did not always align well with contemporary political dynamics.
As always, Democrats are too afraid to call a spade a spade..
Headboard Harris was a crappy candidate.. She was a crappy candidate in 2019 and she was even crappier in 2024..
Anyone who believes otherwise is a moron or just doesn't want to point the finger of blame where it truly belongs..
0237
CW,
Due to the fact that you don't seem to have the loyalty of your readers that you had back in the late 2000's.... (there's a reason for that, but we can hash that out later)
I am toying with the idea of raising my quarter a comment donation to a dollar a comment donation..
Being in Law Enforcement pays really well so I can afford it..
I wanted to get your thoughts on that..
But now duty calls... :D See ya'all later...
0238
ListenWhenYouHear
45
Gotta say, the link to Michale’s swinger profile was the perfect gift that I did not know that I missed!
You and I both know that we are the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
It is so perfect!
Doesn't it just fit the wannabe self-proclaimed "police officer" like a glove (for wee small hands and stubby little "short-fingered vulgarian"-type fat digits)? Rhetorical question.
I left more comments relevant to our many discussions:
* Here
* Here
* Here
* Here
I mean it really highlights the REAL Michale, not the lying dung dumpster that we have to put up with daily on here!
Heh. Always remember to show the REAL Michael/Michale the amount of respect demonstrably merited based on those facts he/she included as archived in that swinger bio of his/hers.
I was impressed with how far he was willing to go to sell his wife’s anal warts as a PLUS for why people should want to swing with them.
And in the interest of full disclosure, I cannot factually claim that on first reading I wasn't thinking he/she was referring to Michael/Michale a.k.a. himself/herself as actually being his wife's anal warts.
And his commitment to including his children in their sex lives helped explain his unwavering defense of Matt Gaetz. Birds of a feather rape the underaged together!
The stated goal was not the least bit unclear and/or ambiguous... a veritable smoking gun of well-defined intent with the (quote) "kids."
Thank you for such a wonderful gift!
Any time. 'Twas but a single link. :)
nypoet22
46|47
have i mentioned that new years is a good time for pie?
Fact Check: You literally just did mention that.
check out an article I found on the foreign policy in donald's first term. pay special attention to the date on which it was published:
https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/01/05/trumps-final-foreign-policy-report-card/
A scathing but wholly deserved opinion containing a boatload of foreign policy as well as domestic policy facts. I like the way he thinks.
I wonder what Professor Walt would have written if he'd decided to wait two days before posting.
Something with a similar conclusion but also including additional descriptive words such as "self-coup d'état" and "idiot brigade of gullible moronic criminal miscreants" and most likely words to the effect of "these miles and miles and hours and hours of tangible video and audio evidence makes the 1960s proof we refer to as the 'Zapruder Film' seem like a blink in history as this is fully documented and thus attempts at denial patently and tangibly hysterical."
Something like that. :)
pie is awesome.
Michale
52
Due to the fact that you don't seem to have the loyalty of your readers that you had back in the late 2000's.... (there's a reason for that, but we can hash that out later)
Michale, you poor ingratiating simpering sycophantic rube. I would wager you believe what you're attempting here isn't totally transparent. *laughs*
You really have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, you definitely pretend to know and you just routinely make shit up, but otherwise you're dumber than a barrel of hair despite the near total lack of hair on your bald head and the obvious lack of brain cells inside it.
I am toying with the idea of raising my quarter a comment donation to a dollar a comment donation..
I find your description of "toying" to be wholly accurate and a total effing exercise in hysterical childish prattling bullshit. While you're "toying" with the idea of what coin you're pulling out of your piggy bank, why don't you for once in your pathetic life stop making shit up and pretending to be someone you aren't.
Being in Law Enforcement pays really well so I can afford it..
Again with your bullshit false equivalency. Holding a civilian position in an office wherein you work for law enforcement isn't the equivalent of your constant fabricated claim that you are "in law enforcement." You're not. You're a civilian and definite "wannabe cop."
https://sjso.applicantstack.com/x/detail/a2urqhbnofqy
I wanted to get your thoughts on that..
My thoughts are two words: CHEAP and SKATE, which come together to form a compound word: CHEAPSKATE.
Stop "toying" and prattling and pony up the money. Your neediness of attention for a simple donation is as effing predictable as it is pathetic. I challenge you to put up or shut the fuck up. You're all talk... no action.
ANY responsibility for problems in President Trump's first term can be laid directly at the feet of Democrats and Trump/America haters..
The buck never stops at a republican? Some serious American hating lack of responsibility right there...
But also won a CONSIDERABLY LARGE MARGIN in the POPULAR VOTE....
1.7% is a "CONSIDERABLY LARGE MARGIN"? Me thinks your grasp of mathematics is a bit underwhelming...
The is a incongruity between your SUBJECTIVE reality and the OBJECTIVE REALITY where Americans overwhelmingly chose President Trump with a HUGE Election win...
A 1.7% margin in the popular vote would indicate you got the subjective and objective reversed in that paragraph...
i donated today. my prior donation was a lost bet, so that didn't count.