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Year-End Link Dump (Stories You May Have Missed)

[ Posted Monday, December 29th, 2014 – 18:28 UTC ]

Today's article is nothing more than a giant collection of links to some stories you may have missed during 2014. Another way to put this is: I am clearing out my list of "things I should write about, when I have the time" -- articles which got me thinking, but which I never followed up on by actually writing about them. I'm cleaning up my bookmarks, and so I thought I'd dump all these out there for others to read, perhaps waiting for a flight home or perhaps hiding in your old bedroom because you are sick of dealing with your extended family's drama right now. Ahem.

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From The Archives -- The Kringlebase Incident

[ Posted Thursday, December 18th, 2014 – 18:03 UTC ]

[Note: The above article is real. What follows, however, is not.]

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Jumping On The Cromnibus

[ Posted Wednesday, November 26th, 2014 – 17:29 UTC ]

Yes, apparently that's a new word now: "cromnibus." Now, some, editorially-speaking, have been insisting on "CRomnibus" or "Cromnibus," but for the time being here, we've decided that it doesn't qualify for proper-name status in any way.

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Eerie Tales Of Fright And Horror For Left And Right

[ Posted Friday, October 31st, 2014 – 14:49 UTC ]

Welcome to our annual frightfest! Every year, we provide two tales of shrieking horror -- one for Democrats and one for Republicans -- so sit back and prepare to be terrified right out of your cheap cardboard costume!

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Hallowe'en Retrospective

[ Posted Thursday, October 30th, 2014 – 19:42 UTC ]

Today, instead, I decided to ramble down Memory Lane, and put together all my Jack O'Lanterns from years past. Here is a chronological review of my history of political pumpkin art, starting before I even began blogging.

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Onward To 2016!

[ Posted Tuesday, October 28th, 2014 – 17:12 UTC ]

With one week to go until the 2014 midterm elections, almost all of the punditocracy world is absolutely chomping at the bit for this cycle to already be over, so they can concentrate on the much-more-fun 2016 presidential election season. This is pretty obvious, with some media now swooning over Jeb Bush's possible candidacy and the Clintons out stumping for other Democrats (and being covered more in the news than the actual candidates).

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Schrödinger's Candidate?

[ Posted Thursday, September 18th, 2014 – 16:36 UTC ]

"Aha!" I thought, "Hillary Clinton attending a Steak Fry (which is not a steak fry, simultaneously) is a perfect political metaphor: she is Schrödinger's candidate!"

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Friday Talking Points [311] -- First Marijuana TV Ad Created

[ Posted Friday, July 11th, 2014 – 18:10 UTC ]

Plenty of stuff happened in the past two weeks in the political world, but we'll get to all of that in a minute, because first we'd like to highlight (pun intended, of course) what is being billed as "the first marijuana television commercial." It's not on the air yet, but Canadian company Crop King Seeds has released this first look at their ad (they do admit that they'll likely have to edit out one bit of profanity before the ad airs). Without further ado, here is their ad (used with full permission, as they would really like the ad to go viral):

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An Inconsequential Question: What To Call Hillary

[ Posted Tuesday, June 10th, 2014 – 18:51 UTC ]

When we look back at this particular week much later on, it seems we'll remember it as the week the 2016 presidential race truly began in earnest. Measured by the sheer volume of headlines generated and punditry produced, now will be seen as the moment when Hillary Clinton reintroduced herself to America. With the kickoff of her book tour, Clinton has already started tongues wagging (in a major way) about what her chances will be in 2016.

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Make A Funny Ad, Lose Your Job

[ Posted Tuesday, April 29th, 2014 – 16:03 UTC ]

I speak out today in support of a Tea Party candidate.

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