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"Anybody But Romney, Inc." Announces Presidential Bid

[ Posted Monday, November 14th, 2011 – 15:56 UTC ]

In a surprise move today, the seven major Republican candidates for president (who are not named "Mitt Romney") decided to merge their campaigns, and run as a single corporate "person" they are now calling "Anybody But Romney, Incorporated."

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Horrifying Hallowe'en Tales, Left And Right

[ Posted Monday, October 31st, 2011 – 15:07 UTC ]

[Cue: Rattling chains and spooky organ music, topped off with a terrifying high-pitched scream...]

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Friday Talking Points [183] -- What I'd Call "Class Warfare"

[ Posted Friday, September 30th, 2011 – 16:26 UTC ]

Last week (as with this week) the subject de semaine was "class warfare." The comment which inspired this week's mini-rants contained a simple, repetitive concept: "When [something outrageous pushed by Republicans happens], nobody calls it 'class warfare'. Maybe we should."

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Memo To Rick Perry

[ Posted Monday, September 26th, 2011 – 15:38 UTC ]

Well, it's been great fun and all, but we are sorry to inform you that your viable candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination is hereby over.

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Brinksmanship-pocalypse-mageddon

[ Posted Tuesday, July 26th, 2011 – 17:18 UTC ]

We're all sick and tired of the debt ceiling debate, so I'm just going off on a complete tangent today for a little grammar rant. Hope no one minds.

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Random Netroots Nation Musings [Part 2]

[ Posted Thursday, June 23rd, 2011 – 17:03 UTC ]

Finally, I leave you with a secret, just in case you ever find yourself attending a Netroots Nation convention: if you want to guess which state will host Netroots Nation next year, look for a senator attending who is not from the state you're currently in.

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Random Netroots Nation Musings [Part 1]

[ Posted Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 – 17:03 UTC ]

It's always fun to get together with a lot of people who share your interests and/or opinions. Netroots Nation is a giant mix of people who blog from a Lefty perspective, politicians who value the opinion and share the views of such bloggers, and interest groups who want to influence what folks over on the left think and write about.

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Why Not Give The Onion A Pulitzer?

[ Posted Monday, June 20th, 2011 – 16:58 UTC ]

The Onion, of course, is satire. They were doing fake news long before Jon Stewart was even on the air. Being satirical, their campaign for a Pulitzer is heavily laced with humor. Humorous or not, though, they've got a serious point.

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Friday Talking Points [165] -- Royally Screwed

[ Posted Friday, April 29th, 2011 – 15:58 UTC ]

For reasons which surpasseth all understanding (at least to myself), I was actually up very early this morning, before the dawn as a matter of fact. This was due to a scheduled television appearance which, unfortunately, did not occur (for technical reasons). Since I was up, though, I caught the tail end of the British royal wedding, which (for us Pacific Coast Time folks) happened in the middle of the night. Surprisingly enough, I have a few things to point out about the event.

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Insulting Hawai'i

[ Posted Thursday, April 28th, 2011 – 16:45 UTC ]

But that's OK. Hawai'i can take a joke. Even the joke of birtherism -- Hawai'i takes it all in stride.

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