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How To Fix The Economy

[ Posted Thursday, September 25th, 2008 – 15:56 UTC ]

Instead, we have the return of our in-house cartoonist! While it may have appeared to the public that CWCunningham was in an undisclosed location these past few months, he and I were actually colloborating on a video, in an effort to get (you can't make this stuff up) a liberal lobbying firm on K Street interested in our idea. But, sadly, it came to naught. But this week's financial meltdown proved to be too hard for him to resist, so we proudly present his take on the situation.

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Friday Talking Points [47] -- Our First Anniversary

[ Posted Friday, September 12th, 2008 – 17:08 UTC ]

Yes, Volume 47 of the Friday Talking Points column is actually our one-year anniversary. The very first installment of this indomitable column aired on September 14, 2007.

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Craig Ferguson's Excellent Rant -- "If You Don't Vote, You're A Moron."

[ Posted Thursday, September 11th, 2008 – 17:24 UTC ]

As a public service, today I am running a full transcript of Craig Ferguson, host of The Late Late Show on CBS, from last night, 8/10/08.

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Friday Talking Points [44] -- McCain House Party!

[ Posted Friday, August 22nd, 2008 – 17:00 UTC ]

But I'm certainly not looking this gift horse in the mouth. For weeks now, I have been practically begging someone -- ANYone -- to ask John McCain this exact question: "How many houses do you and your wife own?" Politico finally asked. John McCain blew the answer. Yet another gaffe from McCain, but the difference this time is that the media chose to run with it.

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Bush Olympic Photo Caption Contest

[ Posted Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 – 11:21 UTC ]

Then May-Treanor turned her back to the president, offering her bikinied rear for one of the traditional slaps that volleyball players frequently give each other.

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Friday Talking Points [41] -- The Silly Season

[ Posted Friday, August 1st, 2008 – 16:43 UTC ]

I have to say, I am slowly seeing signs of the media turning on John McCain. Now, so far, it's a fairly subtle thing -- they haven't started asking him any really tough questions on his policy, his history, or his record, for instance. But they have noticed the change in tone since the Karl Rove people have taken over McCain's campaign strategy. And it's turning them off. They are like Rip Van Winkle waking up from a years-long nap, blinking sleepily and confusedly while wondering "Who is this new John McCain? Where's the straight talker I went to sleep dreaming about?"

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In Honor Of George Carlin, Examining Nipplephobia And Buttcrackphobia In America

[ Posted Monday, June 23rd, 2008 – 18:17 UTC ]

Rest In Peace, Mr. Carlin. You leave behind you a void that will be hard to fill. Because, unfortunately, silliness is still rampant in America.

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Interview With Al Franken

[ Posted Friday, June 6th, 2008 – 01:40 UTC ]

Although the (as he puts it) "Is He Serious?" headlines have mostly come and gone, Al Franken is still Al Franken, and his humorous style is evident throughout the interview. But for all the people who scoffed at the idea of a former comedian running for such a high public office, it can now be strongly stated that Al Franken's campaign is definitely no joke.

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Hillary Knocks Them Down

[ Posted Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 – 10:54 UTC ]

I have to say, this one was right down my alley. [Ahem. OK, I'll stop with the bowling puns, I promise.]

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Now Is The Spring Of Our Discontent

[ Posted Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 – 15:25 UTC ]

I (and many others like me) have become so addicted to watching primary returns come in that six weeks seems an eternity. Primaries, caucuses, even Texas two-step primacaucuses -- it was all good. But now, a stark seemingly-endless month-and-a-half before political addicts can get another "fix" of that sweet endorphin rush that comes from watching the numbers mount on election night? I don't think I can take it....

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