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In Defense Of Hookers

[ Posted Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 – 12:35 UTC ]

So maybe we can get beyond our Puritanical roots when it comes to sex scandals as well. Maybe the next time around, John McCain will be on the front page of the New York Times for a lobbyist scandal, without having to throw sex into it. Maybe we'll all realize that it is simply impossible to describe the relationship between Washington politicians, lobbyists, corporations, and campaign cash -- and still have it come out sounding somehow different than what a prostitute does for a living. Or somehow more moral.

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The Last Superdelegate

[ Posted Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 – 16:27 UTC ]

"As our delegate count has indicated, there are exactly 2,024 delegates who are supporting Barack Obama, and the exact same number supporting Hillary Clinton. You, sir, are the only superdelegate who has so far resisted all attempts to be swayed one way or the other. So, my question for you is: whom are you going to cast your vote for at the convention?"

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An Exit Poll Vignette

[ Posted Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 – 15:58 UTC ]

POLLSTER: We take these polls to "take the pulse" of the people voting, so the news media can report on what the electorate is feeling. I know some of the answers are inadequate, but there are just so many opinions that the media can pay attention to in any one election.

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Friday Talking Points [16] -- The State Of The Blog

[ Posted Friday, January 25th, 2008 – 16:16 UTC ]

Netizens, fellow bloggers, Speaker Pelosi, Majority Leader Reid, Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, and all Americans... I am proud to stand before you and say... the state of the weblog is strong!

Blogging, for instance, means you can put your own comments out there before President Bush gives his final State of the Union speech next Monday. This is a good thing for our blogosphere!

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The Man Who Sold The Moon

[ Posted Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 – 18:15 UTC ]

Salon's article is amusing, but never gives credit where credit is due for the idea itself, which is a shame. If you haven't read the story, get a copy from the library (it's conveniently in a collection of short stories also titled The Man Who Sold The Moon), it's worth it. Or buy one, read it, and when you're done, send a copy to Salon. Maybe they'll get it right next time.

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Friday Talking Points [15] -- De-Bushification

[ Posted Friday, January 18th, 2008 – 17:00 UTC ]

I apologize in advance for the disjointed nature of this week's column. There are a lot of odds and ends to cover, including tomorrow's primary picks, a cartoon, and the usual awards and talking points.

But the first of these ends is definitely odd: is it just my imagination, or did Charles Krauthammer (of all people) read my earlier column before writing his own? You be the judge.

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A Better Butter?

[ Posted Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 – 15:47 UTC ]

BetterButter

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Cartoon Caption Contest At McClatchy

[ Posted Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 – 14:52 UTC ]

Sorry for the short column today, but since New Hampshire is the center of the political universe today, nobody's really paying attention to anything else anyway. If you want something fun to do while watching the returns come in tonight, head over to the McClatchy news site, where they're having a cartoon caption contest.

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The Official Banished Words List [It Is What It Is]

[ Posted Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 – 17:18 UTC ]

By the shores of Gitchee Gumee,
By the shining Big-Sea-Water

-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, from "Song of Hiawatha"

 

[There's just no other way to start out an article about Lake Superior State University than with the immortal words of Longfellow, describing Lake Superior herself.]

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Happy... Um... Old Year?

[ Posted Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 – 15:01 UTC ]

NewYearVeto

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