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Friday Talking Points [41] -- The Silly Season

[ Posted Friday, August 1st, 2008 – 16:43 UTC ]

I have to say, I am slowly seeing signs of the media turning on John McCain. Now, so far, it's a fairly subtle thing -- they haven't started asking him any really tough questions on his policy, his history, or his record, for instance. But they have noticed the change in tone since the Karl Rove people have taken over McCain's campaign strategy. And it's turning them off. They are like Rip Van Winkle waking up from a years-long nap, blinking sleepily and confusedly while wondering "Who is this new John McCain? Where's the straight talker I went to sleep dreaming about?"

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In Honor Of George Carlin, Examining Nipplephobia And Buttcrackphobia In America

[ Posted Monday, June 23rd, 2008 – 18:17 UTC ]

Rest In Peace, Mr. Carlin. You leave behind you a void that will be hard to fill. Because, unfortunately, silliness is still rampant in America.

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Interview With Al Franken

[ Posted Friday, June 6th, 2008 – 01:40 UTC ]

Although the (as he puts it) "Is He Serious?" headlines have mostly come and gone, Al Franken is still Al Franken, and his humorous style is evident throughout the interview. But for all the people who scoffed at the idea of a former comedian running for such a high public office, it can now be strongly stated that Al Franken's campaign is definitely no joke.

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Hillary Knocks Them Down

[ Posted Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 – 10:54 UTC ]

I have to say, this one was right down my alley. [Ahem. OK, I'll stop with the bowling puns, I promise.]

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Now Is The Spring Of Our Discontent

[ Posted Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 – 15:25 UTC ]

I (and many others like me) have become so addicted to watching primary returns come in that six weeks seems an eternity. Primaries, caucuses, even Texas two-step primacaucuses -- it was all good. But now, a stark seemingly-endless month-and-a-half before political addicts can get another "fix" of that sweet endorphin rush that comes from watching the numbers mount on election night? I don't think I can take it....

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In Defense Of Hookers

[ Posted Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 – 12:35 UTC ]

So maybe we can get beyond our Puritanical roots when it comes to sex scandals as well. Maybe the next time around, John McCain will be on the front page of the New York Times for a lobbyist scandal, without having to throw sex into it. Maybe we'll all realize that it is simply impossible to describe the relationship between Washington politicians, lobbyists, corporations, and campaign cash -- and still have it come out sounding somehow different than what a prostitute does for a living. Or somehow more moral.

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The Last Superdelegate

[ Posted Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 – 16:27 UTC ]

"As our delegate count has indicated, there are exactly 2,024 delegates who are supporting Barack Obama, and the exact same number supporting Hillary Clinton. You, sir, are the only superdelegate who has so far resisted all attempts to be swayed one way or the other. So, my question for you is: whom are you going to cast your vote for at the convention?"

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An Exit Poll Vignette

[ Posted Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 – 15:58 UTC ]

POLLSTER: We take these polls to "take the pulse" of the people voting, so the news media can report on what the electorate is feeling. I know some of the answers are inadequate, but there are just so many opinions that the media can pay attention to in any one election.

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Friday Talking Points [16] -- The State Of The Blog

[ Posted Friday, January 25th, 2008 – 16:16 UTC ]

Netizens, fellow bloggers, Speaker Pelosi, Majority Leader Reid, Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, and all Americans... I am proud to stand before you and say... the state of the weblog is strong!

Blogging, for instance, means you can put your own comments out there before President Bush gives his final State of the Union speech next Monday. This is a good thing for our blogosphere!

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The Man Who Sold The Moon

[ Posted Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 – 18:15 UTC ]

Salon's article is amusing, but never gives credit where credit is due for the idea itself, which is a shame. If you haven't read the story, get a copy from the library (it's conveniently in a collection of short stories also titled The Man Who Sold The Moon), it's worth it. Or buy one, read it, and when you're done, send a copy to Salon. Maybe they'll get it right next time.

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