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Cartoonist Experiencing Technical Difficulties

[ Posted Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 – 20:04 UTC ]

Please Stand By

 

Our resident cartoonist is having serious hardware problems, we apologize for not running a cartoon today. Hopefully his new hard drive will be up and running soon....

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Looking For A Snow Job

[ Posted Saturday, September 8th, 2007 – 13:05 UTC ]

Will Spin For Food

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500 Days

[ Posted Friday, September 7th, 2007 – 10:00 UTC ]

To mark this special occasion, I have written my own lyrics to the song "500 Miles." Massive apologies in advance to Hedy West (who wrote the original song) and to Peter, Paul, and Mary fans everywhere.

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God Speaks

[ Posted Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]

Cheney?

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Anti-War Slogan Contest Winners

[ Posted Monday, September 3rd, 2007 – 19:59 UTC ]

Once again, there was a flood of excellent entries, making it extremely difficult to pick winners out of the field.

As always, winners receive absolutely nothing, other than bragging rights. A big thanks to everyone who entered, and without further ado, here are the top three winners in each of the following categories: Best Chant, Best Anti-Bush Slogan, Best Slogan To Influence Middle America, Best Slogan To Influence Congress, Funniest Slogan, Most Subtle Slogan, and Best Obscure Reference.

At the end, five awards for Most Profane / Tasteless (because of overwhelming interest in the category), and my five picks for Best Overall Slogan.

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Made In America

[ Posted Saturday, September 1st, 2007 – 11:45 UTC ]

Self-Igniting Flags

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A Contest That Matters: Anti-War Slogan Contest For The September Marches On Washington

[ Posted Friday, August 31st, 2007 – 12:02 UTC ]

I heartily salute both organizations in their efforts. I have been saying since the beginning of this year that the anti-war forces need to keep the pressure on the politicians in Washington with a show of numbers in order to convince weak-willed congressmen from both sides of the aisle that the anti-war stance is actually wildly popular among their constituents. Even in red states.

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Alberto GONE-zales

[ Posted Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 – 13:34 UTC ]

Bye Bye Fredo

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Damned Liberals

[ Posted Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]

Damned Liberals

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Bumpersticker Slogan Contest (Winners)

[ Posted Saturday, August 25th, 2007 – 21:56 UTC ]

The results were overwhelming. In one day there were almost 150 posts. Narrowing these down to a list of winners was extremely hard, due to the fact that almost all the entries were excellent.

The only thing about the contest which disappointed me was there was absolutely no blatant attempts to bribe the judge. Oh, well... maybe next time.

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