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The Sanctity Of Sanctity

[ Posted Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 – 14:58 UTC ]

Sanctity

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Is This Really The Best Use Of The House's Time?

[ Posted Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 – 15:50 UTC ]

Luckily, I don't have to compose an article on why this is a silly idea. Frank Zappa already did it for me, so I will rely on his testimony before the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation from 9/19/85 -- almost exactly 22 years ago.

A little background is necessary for those who don't know the history of this testimony. This hearing was pushed by a group calling themselves the "Parents' Music Resource Council," (PMRC) which was comprised of four wives of Washington politicians. One of the most prominent was Senator Al Gore's wife Tipper. Al Gore himself sat on this committee and questioned Zappa. This is why she occasionally (even today) gets booed at any event which has music-lovers in the audience.

She has earned those boos, in my opinion. The PMRC was trying to get legislation passed to put warning stickers on albums (yes, actual "albums" -- this was pre-CD) so parents could see what their children were buying. They really didn't want legislation as much as they wanted the music industry to institute its own ratings system, much like the MPAA does for movies (the people who decide whether a movie is "R" or "PG"). They were basically Senators' wives with too much time on their hands (they also were upset over Satanic lyrics supposedly recorded backwards on Led Zeppelin albums).

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Diplomacy In Action

[ Posted Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 – 12:49 UTC ]

Whose Country?

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Friday Democratic Talking Points

[ Posted Friday, September 21st, 2007 – 18:21 UTC ]

Why are Democrats so lame on basic PR?

Someone asked me that question on my blog the other day, and I didn't really have an answer. Why are Democrats so incredibly weak on framing their message correctly? Many books have been written exploring this subject and offering sound advice on how to make it better across the board, and yet it still continues.

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Free Speech Zone

[ Posted Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 – 14:50 UTC ]

Free Speech Zone

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Tuesday Frivolity

[ Posted Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 – 15:10 UTC ]

Today's hodgepodge is mostly frivolous stuff that I just couldn't resist. There are one or two non-frivolous stories as well, but there seemed to be an embarrassment of riches in the wacky news today. So without further ado, and with a new box of "Herb Caen brand" three-dots to use up, here we [...]

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Another Sleepless Night At Scandal Central

[ Posted Saturday, September 15th, 2007 – 14:38 UTC ]

Big Announcement:

We are very proud to announce that CWCunningham has won this week's "Cartoonist of the Week" from LeftToonLane.com. You can see his achievement at this Daily Kos article. You can also visit the daily LeftToonLane page to see a great selection of "lefty" cartoons.

Long Night

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Cartoonist Experiencing Technical Difficulties

[ Posted Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 – 20:04 UTC ]

Please Stand By

 

Our resident cartoonist is having serious hardware problems, we apologize for not running a cartoon today. Hopefully his new hard drive will be up and running soon....

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Looking For A Snow Job

[ Posted Saturday, September 8th, 2007 – 13:05 UTC ]

Will Spin For Food

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500 Days

[ Posted Friday, September 7th, 2007 – 10:00 UTC ]

To mark this special occasion, I have written my own lyrics to the song "500 Miles." Massive apologies in advance to Hedy West (who wrote the original song) and to Peter, Paul, and Mary fans everywhere.

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