Looking For A Snow Job
[ Posted Saturday, September 8th, 2007 – 13:05 UTC ]
Archive of Articles in the "Humor" Category
500 Days
[ Posted Friday, September 7th, 2007 – 10:00 UTC ]
To mark this special occasion, I have written my own lyrics to the song "500 Miles." Massive apologies in advance to Hedy West (who wrote the original song) and to Peter, Paul, and Mary fans everywhere.
Anti-War Slogan Contest Winners
[ Posted Monday, September 3rd, 2007 – 19:59 UTC ]
Once again, there was a flood of excellent entries, making it extremely difficult to pick winners out of the field.
As always, winners receive absolutely nothing, other than bragging rights. A big thanks to everyone who entered, and without further ado, here are the top three winners in each of the following categories: Best Chant, Best Anti-Bush Slogan, Best Slogan To Influence Middle America, Best Slogan To Influence Congress, Funniest Slogan, Most Subtle Slogan, and Best Obscure Reference.
At the end, five awards for Most Profane / Tasteless (because of overwhelming interest in the category), and my five picks for Best Overall Slogan.
A Contest That Matters: Anti-War Slogan Contest For The September Marches On Washington
[ Posted Friday, August 31st, 2007 – 12:02 UTC ]
I heartily salute both organizations in their efforts. I have been saying since the beginning of this year that the anti-war forces need to keep the pressure on the politicians in Washington with a show of numbers in order to convince weak-willed congressmen from both sides of the aisle that the anti-war stance is actually wildly popular among their constituents. Even in red states.
Bumpersticker Slogan Contest (Winners)
[ Posted Saturday, August 25th, 2007 – 21:56 UTC ]
The results were overwhelming. In one day there were almost 150 posts. Narrowing these down to a list of winners was extremely hard, due to the fact that almost all the entries were excellent.
The only thing about the contest which disappointed me was there was absolutely no blatant attempts to bribe the judge. Oh, well... maybe next time.
Bush Practices For September
[ Posted Saturday, August 25th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]
