Bush Practices For September
[ Posted Saturday, August 25th, 2007 – 06:00 UTC ]
Archive of Articles in the "Humor" Category
Bumpersticker Slogan Contest
[ Posted Friday, August 24th, 2007 – 16:44 UTC ]
Republican:
3. "GOP in '08! No, seriously!" -- DerekJ.
2. "9/11/2001. 9/11. 911. NineEleven. Boo! GOP in '08." -- monsteroflove.
Democratic:
3. "We Shouldn't Even Need A Slogan." -- ScottyRVA.
2. "Osama Still Has a Job. Do You?" -- myiq2xu.
Petraeus' Pig Lipstick
[ Posted Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 – 12:09 UTC ]
There are two parts to the Petraeus-is-trustworthy spin: that he's competent and knows what he's doing, and that he's not political and not partisan. But when you examine the evidence, this fantasy falls apart.
A Frivolous Summer Column On Science Fiction
[ Posted Monday, August 13th, 2007 – 17:18 UTC ]
Almost without exception, whenever space ships (large or small) are shown in space, the viewer is put at a distance, listening to engines rumble, weapons PING or ZAP or CHOW-CHOW-CHOW, and explosions satisfyingly go BOOM! This needs to end.
A One-Act DC Summertime Tragedy
[ Posted Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 – 03:00 UTC ]
Farce returned his attention to her handbag. Digging past the outrageous wads of bills, he found two objects at the bottom. He pulled the first out. It was a gigantic medieval shield, something a knight in full armor would carry into battle. He pulled it out by its straps, and slowly turned it over to reveal the text of the Constitution on the face of it. He noticed right away that in the midst of the Bill of Rights, the Fourth Amendment had indeed been blacked out. Crudely spray painted on top of it in blood red letters was the phrase: "In Gonzales we trust."
